Tuesday 30 March 2010

A REMINDER..


Just a short note to remind myself of something, but thought it was also good to share..

...research revealed that lucky people generate good fortune via four basic principles..

They are skilled at creating and noticing chance opportunities

make 'lucky' decisions by listening to their intuition

create self-fulfilling prophesies via positive expectations, and

adopt a resilient attitude that transforms bad luck into good.

Monday 29 March 2010

MAD MAD MAD.. CRAZY MAD..


Something has been bugging me for ages. Like a few years in fact. And it's this.

There's a property entrepreneur in Manchester called Tom Bloxham whose company I have prepared work for from time to time.  His face reminds me of someone.  I've been unable to fully identify who else he looks like, or they look like him. You get the idea.

But, I think I have it.  Courtesy of a very odd doctored photo of Mick Jones, he of The Clash and Big Audio Dynamite, that I stumbled across to day on his current bands website - Carbon/Silicon.  (Check them out by the way, full of politico-environmental lyrics as you might expect from such a superior wordsmith as Mr Jones - ...smith from Jones haha very clever if I say so myself!).  Best of all they do everything (except live gigs) for free - get to their site download area and bag yourself an MP-Free as Mick would pronounce it..

Anyway..

Here's Mick in strange stereo:



And here's Tom:



As you can see I have been wrong all along.  I don't think they look much alike at all now I've spent 5 minutes with Fireworks and brought them alongside each other.


In fact, here's another pic from the front Carbon/Silicon website page.  Tom Bloxham may indeed look more like another of my favourite musicians. Mick's right hand man in Carbon/Silicon Tony James (Generation X, London SS, Sigue Sigue Sputnik).





So the moral of the story is.. sometimes (just sometimes ) you can't trust your own judgement.

Friday 26 March 2010

COUNT THOSE CALORIES...



Once upon a time in New York.. a few restaurants started to publish calorie counts on their menus.  This trend started slow but grew and grew.  Until one day people in New York woke up to notice that they couldn't avoid calorie counts here, there and everywhere..

And one day a politician woke up somewhere in New York State thinking, this is a good wheeze to get me noticed.  He huffed and he puffed, and he pushed and he pushed until some months later (it must be said under heavy attack from the powers that run America's large fast food chains!) a new Healthcare Bill has been passed and now proudly shows off Barack Obama's signature on the bottom since Tuesday.

A central component of the new law is the concept of calorie count disclosure - chain restaurants with more than 20 locations will now have to place (prominently) the calorie content of an item alongside its price.  This is estimated to affect over 200,000 locations in North America.  Vending machines will also have to comply.

Rationale: increased information flows to consumers who can now make better decisions based on the true cost of their consumption (ignoring for now the hidden environmental cost of ripping up agricultural lands or forests to feed cattle for burgers or plant more coffee beans - that's another story that I'll get to one day perhaps).  Information to hand at the point of consumption notice, not posted down some dark hallway, on a hamburger wrapper once you've bought it or on the company website.

Result? Well, on first glance this has to be applauded. As an economist more information is good in my book whatever and whichever market we're talking about.  But, when you start to think this through isn't it just passing the buck from a legitimate government job of informing and educating to the companies and their consumers.  This last group are critical too.  All data (from the Western world at least) display a clear correlation between higher obesity rates and lower socio-economic classes of society.  Seems clear.  Let's help exactly those people who are suffering from a lack of education about what is good or bad for their health?  But, it strikes me it's not so simple.  A simple calorie count isn't going to do much for somebody who can't put the calorie count in perspective, 500 calories? but 500 calories out of what daily allowance for me?  And I'm not going on to the seemingly large body (!) of people who seem to take pride in going against official advice in the first place.

Of course calorific intake is also more complex than a simple counting of numbers.  500 calories in a fat-laden burger does not equal 500 calories in a suger-laden drink. I'm sure any dentist would agree.  So, in my book good labeling needs to reflect this not ignore it.


What we are really talking about here is moulding human behavior.  Making people change.  That is a tough thing to do - especially when it goes against self-interest - much, much tougher than we think. Unless a nudge has a shove attached (and calorie counts on their own don't) most people will remain unmoved.

The other sticky point is of course implementation.  Under the Bill the FDA now have 12 months to come up with the national standard for labeling but there is no mention of a final deadline for restaurant compliance. Through my experience advising government on environmental policy design in the early 90s I've seen this problem a good few times.  Politicians love new legislation that sets out the plan.  Something to get them a few column inches, a photo in a paper and a shot at a radio interview.  Trouble is once the moment has passed the hard work begins and the politician is fixated on the next vote winner with little or no come back if their last conquest and victory lays on a shelf somewhere.  Some of the work I got involved with in the 90s is just about coming round again now in 2010!  Time lags make any benefits that much harder to achieve whether we're talking about the environment or people's health.

Expect some very dragged heels - especially from companies with much yellow and red in their logos where a regular size drink can contribute 50% or more of an adults daily recommended calorific intake or from the insane grinning man with glasses and a white beard...


Count the calories?  Count the consultant lobby firms more like!

As a funny aside, Vice President Biden and Barack Obama staged a TV handshaking session on Tuesday (see, happy to take the limelight now, where will they be in a year's time if the FDA fail to hit the deadline?). Biden was heard to say to the President right at the end of the national TV slot, "this is a big fucking deal!"  It's nice to have real people in top slots.


Thursday 25 March 2010

TOAST...


 
Those that read this blog (?) or know me (a few more?) will already have come across the concept of Being Brilliant!

In a nutshell, oh how easy it is to summarise a full approach to life, being Brilliant! is all about considering your different aspects of life.. health, family connections, relationships, money, career, your future visions and aspirations ..and you work at them, giving yourself some targets and ranking mechanisms to help out along the way.

All self help stuff, but I find it works for me.

Well.. the Be Brilliant! concept was created by Michael Heppell.  Michael's goal is "to positively influence one million lives". He has been described as "the cure for an average life", and as one of the "top ten professional speakers in Europe". Check my facebook Friends for him or my Groups for more info..

His latest inspired idea came after being served good toast at a hotel. Never! you might yell. Hotesl are not known for the quality of their toast, 1 star or 5 star it never quite meets the mark does it?  So, read more on why here (unashamedly cut and pasted from Michael's latest newsletter/email shot)..

Toast has to be the easiest food in the world to cook. 
How could you get it wrong?

And yet, I'm absolutely certain you've had some pretty ropey toast in your time,
usually prepared by others but sometimes by yourself (master-chef).

In fact, I'd go so far as to say that you have rarely received really good toast at breakfast in a hotel (where they normally show the bread a mild heat on one side for a few seconds before plopping it in a rack).  And I'm sure your friends end up burning it or leaving it for too long before it's buttered. Yes, everyone's an expert in the art of the perfect time to butter.

So how can people get the simple stuff so wrong!

Because it's simple but not easy.  If it was easy then everyone would have perfect toast every time.

Guess what else is simple but not easy?

To find out click here.

So there it is.  Intrigued?  Click the link up there or here.


Toast!

Thursday 18 March 2010

7 REASONS WHY CUCUMBERS SUCK..





Mark my words, this funky cucumber will not be smiling by the time I'm finished with him...


1. First has got to be the smell. That rank greener than green, so called fresh smell - and before you start saying they don't really smell of much, you're wrong, they do smell and the smell is a strong one. Alright.  So, smell is my number 1 gripe with these vegetalia.

2. On a culinary basis, what are they actually good for beyond decoration material? How many cucumber goulash recipes do you see?  How many curries have cucumber at their heart?  Ever had cucumber in bread instead of walnuts or tasty seeds?  No, I didn't think so.  And what's more, they're not even a great item to decorate with!


Here this chef has ingeniously tried to make the cucumber more interesting
by boring a hole in it before reverting to that age old tradition of slicing
And it still looks naff...

3. Linked to the last reason is the consistency of cucumber.  What is it? Liquid or solid?  I've scoured the web's scientific resources only to draw a blank. Mush is my conclusion. Pure mush in the mouth.  Ask yourself, why would you want to introduce such a sensation to your mouth's most wondrously subtle taste buds?

4. The third reason is probably the source of most people's disliking to the bumpy green things. Anyone over a certain age (I'd say around 30 or so) only has childhood memories of salads as cucumbers cut in thin slices and served with putrid one-variety lettuce (whose latin name is probably boringa non-tasti lettuca) with a few tomatoes sliced in the same way on a plate.  Anyone younger than that age will tell you quite plainly, THAT'S NOT A SALAD!!  And so my childhood memories of thoroughly crap salad have been compounded and my anger clearly focused on the cucumber element. I HATE THEM!


Yet more thinly sliced bundles of puke. This time cleverly mixed with lumps of tomato
and called a Cucumato Salad! (exclamation mark part of the recipe, not my addition)
Doesn't it look delicious?

5. Beyond their near-uselessness, foul consistency and tendency to (still) crop up as thin slices in a poor excuse for a salad at small sandwich bars, local pubs serving "traditional home made food", your grandma's Sunday tea and any other place that hasn't dragged itself into the 21st century of culinaria (at least Grandma has an excuse, she smells worse than the f'ing cucumber), they taste odd.  Not odd in the "mmm... interesting, I'll have another try" way, just odd in the "get that thing as far away from me as possible" way.

6. In these days of children running amock with knives stabbing their way through half the High School population (what was that? you say you don't believe the stories in the NOTW or The Sun?) one must also consider the worth of anything in your house for home security purposes.  Here the cucumber truly sucks.  Try hitting something with one.  In a personal combat situation they snap all too easily for my liking.

7. The latin name is Cucumis Sativus.  Whoever heard of such a stupid name.  Moreover, in other European languages it's nothing sexy either, limited to variants of concombre or gurke basically. Even the Germans, who have a habit of making some crazy long-winded, difficult to pronounce words out of foodstuffs, simply use the boring gurke. Just boring.

[STOP PRESS: I may have found one use for the cucumber. I play a lot of Scrabble and the letters that make up cucumber add to a reasonable 16-point score - more on a double/triple letter/word place obviously.  Not the best of eight letter scores but pretty good for a vegetable. I will give it that at least]

However, in summary...

DEATH TO ALL CUCUMBERS!



Tuesday 16 March 2010

PROPERTY IN A DIP..



There is certainly no hiding the fact that if you are at all involved in the property market this has been a bad 12-18 months or so.  And for Polko it has been the same. 12 months rather than 18 so there's some consolation!

Things are looking up though and there is a detectable movement towards more activity in my world at least.

However, it's true that for most 2009 was a time of salary cuts, lower bonuses - notice they have been cut but not culled altogether, hardly the big depression that some forecast?? - and poor benefits for employees.

Today has seen the release of the much awaited 2010 Salary Survey by Macdonald and Company on behalf of the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors.

Highlights include:
  • The average salary of a fully qualified property professional was £47,086 in the latest survey (which contained more higher level responses this year).  
  • Overall salaries appear to have fallen by 2.5% across all positions - 68% of respondents had suffered a fall in salary, 32% an increase.
  • For those whose salary was greater this year, the increase was still a healthy 5.2% (compared to many parts of the UK workforce this is not bad at all).
  • Bonuses were still paid, £4,750 on average this year, representing a gradual fall from the heights of 2007 when the average bonus reached 9,400.
The key issues of the report can be viewed by clicking here.

All in all, it's clear things aren't so bad that property sector employees are losing their jobs, cars, homes and having to think hard about where they live like these guys did during 2009...



Thanks cakehead <---- worth a click & read!


A final comment.  Things can't be that bad in property. Only 1% of survey respondents expected to or were planning to leave the sector in the coming year.  Still not the right time to sell up and move to France yet people!

Monday 8 March 2010

PISSED UP IN THE RAIN...

 
  
Tell me I'm not dreaming this one up.  A recent contract notice system threw the following up as a new research project that is currently being let in the UK..

Research into the Needs of Street Drinkers in [..the specified location] ...to ascertain the need for, and recommendations for delivery of, a managed place or places where street drinkers may drink alcohol. Estimated contract start date: 01/04/2010. Estimated contract end date: 30/06/2010 Contract Period: 3 (months)....

I did a bit of digging and found out the details.  The work is being let by a regional charity in the north of England, already providing welcome shelters for the homeless and 'soup kitchen' style support.

Don't get me wrong I'm all for that sort of service and the potential that then exists to talk with these people and start them on their way to overcoming some of their problems..  But there's a big leap between helping people in general and allowing them to drink on your premises when it's too cold or wet for them outside??

A quick goggle at google finds this too:
Wet Day Centres for Street Drinkers: A Research Report and Manual


So, next time you are luxuriating in the warm and cosy confines of your local pub raise a glass to 'Street Drinkers', a new disadvantaged group in society that the New Labour machine wants to help...  Where will it end?

Is this yet more evidence of the UK's public sector money (i.e. our tax take) being wasted on wasters?  Make your own mind up.  Mine already is.

Just to rub insult into the waste of money, here's a pic of a sleepy drunk guy taken at around 11:00 am one Saturday last year in a north of England town that shall remain unnamed - sat on a bench in front of a water feature / public art sculpture (call it what you will - you bought it after all) that was part of the town's regeneration effort.  Effort being a very fitting description.  Clearly didn't make much of an impression on him or change his outlook on life in any substantial way?


I'll be posting more on the subject of public funded art projects soon.
However, whilst bobbing around the web researching this post I did find this little gem worth a link and click - Leo Leigh film love story

POLKO'S BOWL...


is having a Flakey old time at the moment!


but I'm sure they won't last long after the next weekend is upon us!

Friday 5 March 2010

A LOAD OF HOT AIR...



..or maybe cold?

During January 2010 the UK Department for Energy and Climate Change (what a strange coupling of ideologies for a government department?) released the winning bids from developers for the third round of offshore wind farms - forming nine Round 3 zones off the coastline of Britain as follows:

source: bwea.com

All winning bidders will benefit from exclusive rights to develop wind farms within their zones - subject to staying within individual Zone Development Agreements which set out basic issues such as maximum capacity to be developed, scale of turbines, etc

February saw the beginning of detailed plans by the developers - commissioning planners, infrastructure advisors, port operators and other associated consultants are all being assembled. The developers will hold 12 events across the country to fill their supply chains with partner organisations.  All to be done by the end of March (but of course everyone involved has had plenty of advance notice).

The third phase of offshore wind farm development is by far the largest so far in the UK, with a maximum generation capacity of 32GW - enough to feed around 19.2 million homes (equivalent to an impressive 76% of the 25.2 million estimated households in Britain at 2009).

The cost is going to be around £100bn. And that's a minimum to get things started.

So the future may well turn out to be a load of cold air unless the funding is secured.

And given the green credentials of offshore wind and the lack of anybody's backyard out there in the oceans for people to complain about that really would be a shame.

Loads more info at the Renewable Energy UK website here

Thursday 4 March 2010

POLKO'S BOWL...


...is full to the brim and positively overflowing with Goose Island Root Beer. Mmmmmmmmmm!


Available from the excellent No Alcohol Shop in Manchester or online